imessaged:

hover over each letter in this sentence for three seconds.

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

castielinablanket:

I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

I want my music so loud that I can’t hear my life crashing and burning